Sugarcane

The bird then flies up into the air and transforms himself into a bird-looking key!! Wow!!\n\n[[I take the bird-looking key and feel bad for being silly to the nice bird.|-I take the bird-looking key and feel bad for being silly to the nice bird who sacrificed himself to me.]]

You're lying down next to the Party Hole...\n\nThe sky is pure blue...\n\nYou follow a bird with your eyes...\n\nYou hear yourself breathing...\n\nThe sun winks at you...\n\nThere are more mountains in the distance...\n\nHow far does the horizon go?\n\nThe clouds covering the top of the mountain have finally cleared... and right next to it there seems to be a... \n\n\n<<timedgoto "P69" 4.0s>>

"I can't swim."\n\n[[-But, you can, right?]]

"I can't swim."\n\n[[-No, you can't! *wink* ]]

The bird is still there in its nest, guarding the curious box.\n\n<<if $fermento == 1>>[[I could give it some of my fungus.\n|IT9]]<<endif>><<if $sugar == 1>>[[I could give it a little bit of my sugar.\n|IT10]]<<endif>>[[Wait, I still don't have anything!|IT11]]

Then come back here with something!\n\n[[All right, so I go back to the town.|IF1]]

The bird is super interested in the sugar! You tease it a bit, and then you throw a handful on the floor. The bird flies to where the sugar landed, leaving the curious box unprotected.\n\nThe box is blue, much like the birds, and has a small keyhole in the format of a bird.\n\n<<timedgoto "IT13" 3.0s>>

\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CLOSE YOUR EYES \n\n<<timedgoto "ending9" 0.116s>>

"Wow! I guess not all humans are evil, after all!" you hear, coming from the floor. You look down, and the bird is speaking to you! "Nice trick with the sugar. I can never resist that! Since you weren't gonna steal them, I'll let you take the eggs. There's no cute talking bird babies in there."\n\n[[-Thanks, bird!|IT16]]

<<set $eggs = 1>>"No problem.", says the bird before it flies away. Now that you feel all ethical and righteous, what are you going to do?\n\n[[Back to the center of the town!|IF1]]\n[[To the beach!|IB1]]

You suddenly feel an intense pain coming from your legs. You scream and you cry. Your legs are broken. Desperately, you try to use your arms to escape. Where are you going to go? Are you going to jump down the mountain? Your arms are now broken. You have no mobility now. You're helpless, subject to the will of the universe. \n\nThe universe, however, wishes no harm. You no longer feel pain. You have no legs. You have no arms. You have no skull. One by one, your body is taken apart, until you're just a pair of eyeballs, floating through the air above the top of a mountain.\n\n<<timedgoto "ending6" 15.0s>>

\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<playsound "http://audiour.com/v5c4oque.mp3">>\n CLOSE \n\n<<timedgoto "ending8" 2.0s>>

You jump from the island back into the mountain and with one swift motion you start climbing! With amazing strength that you didn't even know you had, you repeatedly attach your right hand after your left hand to the wall, moving upwards with every movement. Your body is all red, you're wet with sweat and your face screams pain, but you're going up! You're doing it! You're climbing that wall!\n\nWhat is up there? What's on top of the mountain? Is it worth all this pain? Your right hand reaches the ledge of the top... now your left hand... and with one final struggle, you arrive!\n\nYou lie down on the edge of the mountain. You can't see the ground anymore from up here. You try to get up, but you hit your head on the sky. You touch the clouds and they feel exactly like you've always thought clouds would feel like. The sun is smaller than your hand... you pick it up. \n\n<<timedgoto "ending25" 13.0s>>

You are standing on a road that leads to the foot of a great mountain. To your right and to your left, an enormous field of colored orchids extends to the horizon. Infinity lies behind you.\n\n[[I turn around and walk towards infinity. | C11]]\n[[I walk into one of the orchid fields. | C12]]\n[[I take the first step into the path that leads to the great mountain. | C13]]

"Man, you're so nice!!"\n\n[[-Thanks! I'll be going now.|IT1]]\n<<if $startcake == 1>>[[-Thanks! Oh, wait, I think there is actually something you could help me out with. Could you make some cake for me?|bakery3]]<<endif>>

\n\n\n "SOMEONE BETTER CALL A DOCTOR\n\n BECAUSE THIS HUMAN HAS THE\n\n AWESOME DANCING DISEASE!!!"\n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 110>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P19 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

<<set $dice = 3>><<goto "gamble3">>

<<set $dice = 2>><<goto "gamble3">>

\n\n\n THE SHAPES CIRCLE YOU!!!!! THEY\n\n LOVE YOU!!!!!\n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 145>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\n OH MY GOD THERE IS A HUGE PARTY \n\n\nGOING ON IN HERE \n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 50>>\n<<timedgoto "P16" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P11" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\n OH MY GOD THERE IS A HUGE PARTY \n\n\nGOING ON IN HERE \n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 50>>\n<<timedgoto "P16" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P12" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\n OH MY GOD THERE IS A HUGE PARTY \n\n\nGOING ON IN HERE \n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 50>>\n<<timedgoto "P16" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P13" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\n "WOAH, WHO IS THAT?"\n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 65>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P17" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\n "WOAH, WHO IS THAT?"\n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 65>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P18" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\n "WOAH, WHO IS THAT?"\n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 65>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P19" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

You sit on this really comfortable bench. The river looks lovely! There are a bunch of little pink fish swimming around in it. They are super adorable.\n\nA man sits down next to you. You look at him curiously.\n\n"Hi. Zero is all containing. The entirety of nothing is stored into the non-existence of existence. Our shared experiences are greater than any systematic oppression. Do you have any bubblegum?"\n \n<<timedgoto "bench3" 5.0s>>

<<set $bench = 1>>"That's cool." He walks away.\n\n[[Hmm... I better get up and keep exploring the town.|IT1]]

You sit on this really comfortable bench. The river looks lovely! There are a bunch of little pink fish swimming around in it. They are super adorable.\n\n[[Hmm... I better get up and keep exploring the town.|IT1]]

"No."\n\n[[-Oh. I get it. It's like a bird secret, right? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.]]

<<if $startcake == 1>><<goto "old10">> <<else>>"THE GODDESS IS NOT REAL! I REPEAT! THE GODDESS IS NOT REAL! WE MUST FIND THE TRUE PATH: THE PATH OF THE CAKE! I REPEAT! THE CAKE IS THE TRUE GOD! PRAISE THE CAKE! WE MUST STOP FLYING AND GO BACK TO THE LAND! AND THEN, WE MUST BAKE LOTS AND LOTS OF CAKES! TO PRAISE THE CAKE GOD!" screams the old man, waving a sign around with a drawing of a cake.\n\n[[-Hello!|old2]]\n<<endif>>

Stop being a boring person and go jump in it!\n\n[[Fine...|P0]]

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Hi!\n\n<<timedgoto "prologue" 2.0s>>

How are you?\n\n[[-I'm great!|prologueg]]\n[[-I'm okay.|prologueo]]\n[[-I'm sad...|prologues]]

Well...sorry for being a little awkward. I haven't directly talked to someone since forever. All right, here's the thing: I'm a Goddess. I mean, not just a Goddess, like, the Goddess. A while back, I created everything! Yep. Everything. It was so much fun! Anyways, now I just rule it all. And then, you know, I got bored one of these days and I just decided I was going to make someone's life a little more fun. So, here's the deal: I'll tell you to do stuff and I want you to, you know, do them. Like, in real life. Right there, where you are right now. Like this:\n\n<<timedgoto "prologue3" 15.0s>>\n

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<<set $lady = 1>>"Sorry, I have no idea how to help you on that."\n\n[[-That's okay.|IT1]]\n\n

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"We did it. I mean, not me, my ancestors. We built that temple right there, in the middle of the city, and ever since then, priests and priestesses take turns dancing in there, to keep the island flying upwards! It's a really silly dance. But, hey, it works! Our final goal is to, maybe, one day, reach the Goddess."\n\n[[-That's really interesting, lady, but I'm looking for something that will help me climb a large wall of rock.|lady4]]\n\n

"Wooah! Our city hasn't had visitors in in so many years. Specially after the Island began floating towards the heavens!"\n\n[[-Yeah, about that, how exactly did that happen?|lady3]]\n\n\n

That sucks! I'm not that great either. But I'll try to cheer you up.\n\n[[-Oh, okay...|prologue25]]

That's so good! I'm doing great too.\n\n[[-Oh, good!|prologue25]]

That's all right, I guess. I'm okay too.\n\n[[-That's nice.|prologue25]]

You're back on the beach again and you run towards the suspicious looking arrangement of rocks we saw earlier.\n\n Let's say the secret phrase, shall we? Here it is:\n\n Meu coração balança um samba de tamborim. \n\nJust say that out loud. (do you need some time?)\n\nOkay, then, take your time and say it.\n<<timedgoto "IA10" 15.0s>>\n\n\n\n

"Well, there are a bunch of other humans, animals, creatures, shapes and transcedental beings around here, so, yeah, it's everyone's Place."\n\n[[-Woah! So you all have, like, a whole culture around here! Who would've thought? |-Traditionalists? Are there bird traditions? That's amazing.]]\n[[-Shapes?]]

<<if $forest == 1>>You're back on the center of the town. What do you wanna do you wanna do?\n\n[[I wanna wander around town!|IT1]]\n[[I wanna go see the temple!|IT2]]\n[[I wanna go back to the beach!|IB1]]<<else>><<set $forest = 1>>You venture into the large forest, and after a few minutes of wandering, you start to see some peeps walking around. Nobody notices you or anything, they all seem to have somewhere they need to go to.\n\n<<timedgoto "IF2" 7s>>\n<<endif>>

<<if $number == 13>><<goto "ending4">><<endif>><<set $number += 1>>You crawl forward.\n\n[[forward|f]]\n[[right|r]]\n[[left|l]]

"Hahaha"\n\n[[-Hahahah]]

"Really? We don't live for very long. Flying is great, though."\n\n[[-OH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TEACH ME HOW TO FLY! |D004]]

"That sounds really impractical!"\n\n[[-You're right. Sorry. | D021]]

"That sounds really impractical!"\n\n[[-You're right. Sorry.]]

<<set $bakery = 1>>"Some eggs, baker's yeast and a bag of sugar."\n\n[[-Okay! I'm gonna go find them!|IT1]]

\n\n\n THE SHAPES CIRCLE YOU!!!!! THEY\n\n LOVE YOU!!!!! YOU'RE\n\n AMAAAAAZIIIIIING!!!!!!!\n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 165>>\n<<timedgoto "P22" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P19 1 1 1 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

You reach the foot of the mountain.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n You can sit down again. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[[-Okay,so, what now? |C25]]

"Well, some think humans shouldn't even be around these parts. They hate the ones that already live here. These ones are pretty traditionalist. They are not mean, they're just trying to protect our Place. Others are totes cool with you. Like me!"\n\n[[-Traditionalists? Are there bird traditions? That's amazing.]]\n[[-Your Place? These are your mountains?| D1]]

\n\nYou fly through the empty void\n\n between the universes. \n\n\n\n\n DON'T BREATHE \n \n<<timedgoto "P59" 4.0s>>

\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n Breath... \n \n<<timedgoto "P60" 3.0s>>

\n\nIT'S A PORTAL!!!!!!!\n\n\n\n\n LEFT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 310>>\n<<timedgoto "P56" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P55" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nIT'S A PORTAL!!!!!!!\n\n\n\n\n RIGHT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 310>>\n<<timedgoto "P56" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P54" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nIT'S A PORTAL!!!!!!!\n\n\n\n\n JUMP \n \n<<timedgoto "P57" 1.0s>>

<<stopallsound>> \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n DON'T BREATHE \n \n<<timedgoto "P58" 3.0s>>

\n\nTHE YELLOW FIRE-BREATHING\n\n SHAPE IS GETTING WAY TOO\n\n CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!\n\n\n\n\n LEFT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 275>>\n<<timedgoto "P52" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P51" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nTHE YELLOW FIRE-BREATHING\n\n SHAPE IS GETTING WAY TOO\n\n CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!\n\n\n\n\n RIGHT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 275>>\n<<timedgoto "P52" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P50" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nKEEP GOING!!! I THINK I'M\n\n SEEING SOMETHING\n\n DIFFERENT!!\n\n\n\n\n LEFT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 300>>\n<<timedgoto "P54" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P53" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nKEEP GOING!!! I THINK I'M\n\n SEEING SOMETHING\n\n DIFFERENT!!\n\n\n\n\n RIGHT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 300>>\n<<timedgoto "P54" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P52" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\n "THEY'RE ROCKING THAT DANCE \n\nFLOOR!" \n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 95>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P19 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

Yay! Wasn't it fun? Okay, now we can continue. Hold on, let me just.<<timedgoto "Intro 4" 2.9s>>

\n\n\n THE SHAPES CIRCLE YOU!!!!!\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 125>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P20 1 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

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<<if $alien == 1>> <<goto "IA1">><<else>><<if $fermento == 1>>You're on the beach. The good old beach. Suspicious looking rocks are still there. It's pretty cool over here... Yeah. So?\n\n[[All right, into the forest!|IF1]]<<else>>A beach without the ocean is really creepy. You walk a little, taking in the scenery. You pass through a suspicious looking arrangement of rocks. There's more and more sand. Just a regular, nice, calm beach. In the sky.\n\n<<timedgoto "IB2" 7.0s>>\n<<endif>>\n<<endif>>

A beach without the ocean is really creepy. You walk a little, taking in the scenery. You pass through a suspicious looking arrangement of rocks. There's more and more sand. Just a regular, nice, calm beach. In the sky.\n\nHey, there's some fungus over there. Wanna pick it up for later?\n\n\n<<timedgoto "IB3" 3.0s>>

I don't know, it might be useful. Also, some fungus are edible, and you never know how long you're going to stay here.\n\n[[Oh, okay, then...|IB5]]

<<set $fermento = 1>>You pick up the fungus and store it in your pocket. Now what?\n\n[[Let's go into the forest!|IF1]]\n[[More wandering through the beach!|IB1]]\n\n

"Hahaha..."\n\n[[-Ha...ha...]]

"Anyways...I just came to talk to you because it's important you understand that this is a dangerous mountain you're about to climb."\n\n[[-Yeah, but I don't really have any choice other than keep going.]]

\n\n\n "THIS PERSON'S GOT SOME \n\n\nAMAZING DANCE SKILLS!" \n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 80>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P17 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

"You are so mean!"\n\n[[-You betcha! I love littering and disrespecting the elderly!|C311]]\n[[-No, I'm not, I was just joking around! Sorry!!!! |C33]]

You start walking upwards...\n\nThere are a bunch of little rocks all over the floor and they hurt your feet...\n\nThe sky is really cloudy...\n\nA cute blue bird suddenly flies towards you and lands right in front of your feet.\n\n[[-Oh, hey, birdy, what's up?]]\n[[-Wow, really? You're gonna land right there? Rude!]]\n

"Yeah. I'm an alien! Spooky, uh? A few years ago I left my planet due to creative differences. I was wandering around the universe and I found this place. Since there were some peeps living around here I decided to hide in this cave so that I wouldn't interfere in their natural development. Jeez, since someone saw me, I guess I screwed up on that part..."\n\n[[-Yeah, that guy is creating a whole new religion.|IA20]]\n

"Oh! Oh! Oh my! My spaceship does look like a cake! Funny how we don't realize some obvious things, right?"\n\n[[-Your spaceship?|IA19]]\n

It worked! Your amazing pronunciation of these ancient words has caused the large rocks covering the entrance of the cave to start moving, as if they had free will and just wanted to go out and get a snack. This reveals a highly futuristic-looking laboratory, filled with all kinds of crazy tech, and a weird pink humanoid sitting in a chair, looking at you with a curious expression.\n\n"Huh. Someone figured out my secret code for my secret hiding place." says the weird being, to noone in particular. "Come on in! Don't worry, I'm not evil."\n\n<<timedgoto "IA12" 7.0s>>

"Pretty sure."\n\n[[-Okay, then!|IA14]]

You enter the laboratory and the humanoid presses a button to close the rock-doors. You sit in a chair in front of a table filled with flying chemicals and holographs of rats having conversations in dinner tables.\n\n"So... this is where I live." says the humanoid.\n\n<<timedgoto "IA16" 3.0s>>

"Did you... need something?"\n\n[[-Oh, no, not really. Some guy said he saw a flying cake enter this place by saying some funky phrase. So he told me the phrase and I came here to see what was the deal.|IA18]]

The key works perfectly. You open the box, and in there you find two blue eggs.\n\n[[Yay, I take the egg-- wait. Are those eggs of that cute bird eating sugar over there? I feel kind of bad stealing them.|IT15]]\n\n

You walk up to her. "Hi! Hi! Sorry to approach you like this. I just wanna know: are you new here?"\n\n[[-Yes, actually!|lady2]]\n\n\n\n

"Really?"\n\n[[-I'm sorry!!]]

\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CLOSE YOUR EYES \n\n<<timedgoto "ending10" 4.0s>>

\n\n\n THE SHAPES CIRCLE YOU!!!!!\n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 125>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P21 1 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

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\n\n\n "THIS PERSON'S GOT SOME \n\n\nAMAZING DANCE SKILLS!" \n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 80>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P19 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

"Where's my cake?"\n\n<<if $cake == 0>>[[-I'm working on it...|IT1]]<<else>>[[-Here it is!|old7]]<<endif>>

<<set $result = either(3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18)>>And the result is... <<if $coin == 1>><<if $dice == 2>><<print either ("4","6","8","10","12","14","16","18")>>!<<set $check = 2>><<else>><<print either ("3","5","7","9","11","13","15","17")>>!<<set $check = 3>><<endif>><<else>><<print $result>>!<<if $result == 3>><<set $check = 3>><<else>><<if $result == 5>><<set $check = 3>><<else>><<if $result == 7>><<set $check = 3>><<else>><<if $result == 9>><<set $check = 3>><<else>><<if $result == 11>><<set $check = 3>><<else>><<if $result == 13>><<set $check = 3>><<else>><<if $result == 15>><<set $check = 3>><<else>><<if $result == 17>><<set $check = 3>> <<else>><<set $check = 2>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>\n<<endif>><<if $check == $dice>>\n\nYOU WIN!<<else>>\n\nYOU LOSE!<<endif>>\n<<if $check == $dice>><<set $coin += 1>> <<else>> <<set $coin -= 1>> <<endif>>\nYou have <<if $coin == 0>>no coins.<<else>><<print $coin>> coin<<if $coin > 1>>s<<endif>>.<<endif>>\n\n[[AGAIN!|gamble2]]\n[[I've had enough.|IT1]]

Yay! Wasn't it fun? Okay, now we can continue. Hold on, let me just...\n\nAll right! I'm done.\n\n\n<<timedgoto "Intro 6" 3.0s>>

You walk up the wooden stairways leading to the entrance of the temple. The doors are closed, but there's a keyhole...\n\n[[I wanna see what's inside!|IT3]]\n<<if $eggs == 0>><<if $temple == 1>>[[I wanna go see the bird!|IT85]]<<endif>><<endif>>

They are about to roll the dices. Is it gonna be even or odd?\n\n[[EVEN!|even]]\n[[ODD!|odd]]

\n\n\n THE SHAPES CIRCLE YOU!!!!! THEY\n\n LOVE YOU!!!!! YOU'RE\n\n AMAAAAAZIIIIIING!!!!!!!\n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 165>>\n<<timedgoto "P22" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P17 1 1 1 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

You're riding a train.\n\nTrains are pretty cool!\n\n\n\n\n\nCLOSE YOUR EYES by [[raffa freitas|https://twitter.com/pksomething]]\n\nsongs (in order): [[tico tico no fubá|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r54Gqaxe3nU]], by [[zequinha de abreu|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zequinha_de_Abreu]]; [[momento b/8|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnEDrLOkMPw]], by [[brazillian octopus|http://cliquemusic.uol.com.br/materias/ver/a-estranha-saga-do-brazilian-octopus]]; [[voz e vento|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtidiJUgURI]], by [[hermeto pascoal|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermeto_Pascoal]]; [[o trenzinho do caipira|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbTn0HM9YPM]], by [[villa lobos|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villa_Lobos]]\n\nthanks twine community for all the code and mariana pimenta for the voice of the goddess\n\n:)\n

"I don't know, I fly around, I eat some fruits, I have some good times."\n\n[[-That sounds like the best life ever. |D000]]

"I mean, haha, right?"\n\n[[-Haha!]]

You venture into the large forest, and after a few minutes of wandering, you start to see some peeps walking around. Nobody notices you or anything, they all seem to have somewhere they need to go to.\n\nYou keep exploring and soon, you start to spot houses on top of trees scattered through the woods, with bridges connecting one another, all of them filled with people going back and forward. \n\nThe more you walk, the more frequent the treehouses and the people start to get. Soon, the amount of people around you is enormous. There are tents set on the floor, where people seem to be selling stuff, some women carry fish around, two old ladies sit on branches of a tree talking, kids run around screaming, a mustached fat man opens a window on top of a tree and admires the view...\n\nAnd then, you see in the distance a large, beautiful wooden temple that seems to be the center of the town. And much like the rest, it is all built entirely on top of trees. Woah. This isn't just a cute little village. This is a beautiful metropolis, set on top of a freaking forest!\n\n<<timedgoto "IF5" 7s>>

\n\n\n "THEY'RE ROCKING THAT DANCE \n\nFLOOR!" \n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 95>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P20 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

"Yeah, sure! But the ingredients are quite rare, so it's kind of expensive. Sorry about that. It's 100 coins."\n\n[[-Oh, man! I'm never gonna be able to make that much money!|bakery4]]\n<<if $coin > 99>>[[-Don't you worry, I just spent the last few days gambling non-stop. Yep. I have 100 coins right here. Holy shit.|nobodyisgoingtoseethis]]<<endif>>

"Wow, thanks, man! You just made my day!!"\n\n[[-Cool! But, yeah, I kind of have to get going. I'll come back later if I need something.|IT1]]\n<<if $startcake == 1>>[[-Cool. Oh, I just remembered something you might be of help. I need some cake.|bakery3]]<<endif>>

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The nice bearded man goes in the back and leaves you alone in his little shop. This is a really nice bakery. So much bread in display!\n\n<<timedgoto "bakery8" 5.0s>>

<<if $cake == 1>>"Hope you're enjoying that cake, man!"\n\n[[-I am!|IT1]]<<else>>"Hey, man! Looks like you<<if $fermento == 0>><<if $sugar == 0>><<if $eggs == 0>> don't<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>> have <<if $fermento == 1>><<if $sugar == 1>><<if $eggs == 1>>everything I need! Cool, man, I'll go cook."\n\n[[-Yay! I'll wait...|bakery7]]<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if $fermento == 1>><<if $sugar == 1>><<if $eggs == 0>>yeast and sugar, but no eggs!"\n\n[[-I'll come back with everything!|IT1]]<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if $fermento == 1>><<if $sugar == 0>><<if $eggs == 1>>yeast end eggs, but no sugar!"\n\n[[-I'll come back with everything!|IT1]]<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if $fermento == 1>><<if $sugar == 0>><<if $eggs == 0>>yeast, but no eggs nor sugar!"\n\n[[-I'll come back with everything!|IT1]]<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if $fermento == 0>><<if $sugar == 1>><<if $eggs == 1>>sugar and eggs, but no yeast!"<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if $fermento == 0>><<if $sugar == 1>><<if $eggs == 0>>sugar, but no eggs nor yeast!"\n\n[[-I'll come back with everything!|IT1]]<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if $fermento == 0>><<if $sugar == 0>><<if $eggs == 1>>eggs, but no sugar nor yeast!"\n\n[[-I'll come back with everything!|IT1]]<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>><<if $fermento == 0>><<if $sugar == 0>><<if $eggs == 0>>anything! Go get me the ingredients, man!"\n\n[[-I'll come back with everything!|IT1]]<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>\n\n<<endif>>\n\n\n

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"Oh...Man, that sucks. I know what that's like. Okay, you seem like a really nice person, so how about this: get me some of the ingredients I need and I'll make half a cake for free for you."\n\n[[-Yay!! Okay!! What do you need?|bakery5]]

You're in a room made of crystals, lying down in a really uncomfortable bed. There's a yellow shape sleeping next to you. Wait, do shapes sleep? I don't know. It doesn't seem to be moving. I know I'm not supposed to comment, but I think you should probably get out of here.\n\n[[Nah, I'll chill here some more. |P26]]\n[[You're right! I'll get up carefully... |P27]]

<<stopallsound>> Stop dancing.\n\n\n\n\n\nSit down.\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCLOSE YOUR EYES. \n\n<<timedgoto "P25" 6.0s>>

You get up, trying to make as little sound as you possibily could...\n\n Get up. \n<<set $light = 0>>\n<<timedgoto "P271" 6.0s>>

You chill. You're getting used to the hardness of the crystal bed. You could settle down here. I mean, you'd have to buy a new bed and everything, but, I don't know, it's a nice place, right?\n\n[[Totally!|P261]]

<<stopallsound>> Stop dancing.\n\n\n\n\n\nSit down.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n<<timedgoto "P24" 2.0s>>

<<stopallsound>> Stop dancing. \n\n<<timedgoto "P23" 2.0s>>

"Jeez, I just wanted to talk to you for a second!"\n\n[[-Yeah, like, whatever! |C31]]\n[[-Sorry, I'm on edge, climbing a mountain is hard! |C33]]

<<playsound "http://audiour.com/mfau3w1v.mp3">>\n \n\nRUUUUUN!!!!!!\n\n\n\n\n RIGHT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 25>>\n<<timedgoto "P31" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P30" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\n\n\n\n GET UP NOW! \n\n<<timedgoto "P29" 2.5s>>

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Ouch! The bird pecked your hand as you tried to get the box. Maybe you could distract him with something...\n\n<<if $fermento == 1>>[[I could give it some of my fungus.\n|IT9]]<<endif>><<if $sugar == 1>>[[I could give it a little bit of my sugar.\n|IT10]]<<endif>>[[But I don't have anything!|IT11]]

Nope, the bird doesn't care at all about that. \n\n<<if $sugar == 1>>[[I could give him a little bit of my sugar.\n|IT10]]<<endif>>[[I don't have anything else!|IT11]]

No reaction.\n\n[[-Pretty bird?|IT7]]

Nothing. I guess this one doesn't speak. \n\n[[Oh, well. Then, I wanna go get the curious box.|IT8]]

<<set $temple = 1>>As you walk down the stairway, you playfully look around the place. And to your surprise, you see something familiar. In a little nest in a tree to your right there is a very cute little blue bird very similar to the one you met earlier! And also, there is a curious box behind it.\n\n[[-Bird! Hey! Cute bird! What's up?!|IT5]]

The bird is not responding.\n\n[[-Biiiird!|IT6]]

And the result is... <<timedgoto "gamble4" 2.0s>>

You peek through the keyhole and you see one big empty room, except for four old people doing a very silly dance.\n\n<<if $temple == 1>>[[Huh. I go back to the town, then.|IF1]]<<else>>[[Huh. I go back to the town, then.|IT4]]<<endif>>

<<set $gamble = 1>>A tiny, hairy man walks up to you and starts talking. "Okay, kid, if you wanna play, this is pretty simple. We roll three dices. You bet one coin on wether the sum of them will be even or odd. That's it. If you lose, you give one coin to me. I own the place. If you win, I'm the one who gives you a coin. Go."\n\n[[-Oh, okay.|gamble2]]

<<if $heart == 0>> <<set $heart = 1>>You venture through the city! Even though all of the houses and buildings are on top of the trees and all of them are connected through bridges, the ground is booming with people.<<else>> You are at the heart of the town. <<endif>> <<if $alien == 1>> There is an old man eating cake in a tree. <<else>> There is an old man standing with some signs and pamphlets yelling about something. <<endif>> A tent with the sign "Cheap products! Cheap stuff! Cheap things!" is standing right next to a gambling tent. There's a little bench on the side of a calm river. You see a fat man with a gigantic beard and a captain's hat tending the counter of a bakery.<<if $lady == 0>> A lady waves at you.<<endif>><<if $startcoin == 0>> There's something shiny on the floor.<<endif>>\n<<if $alien == 0>>[[\nI go talk to the old man.|OLDMAN]]<<endif>>[[\nI go to the cheap tent.|SHOP]][[\nI go to the gambling tent.|GAMBLE]][[\nI go sit in the bench.|BENCH]][[\nI go see the man with the captain's hat in the bakery.|BAKERY]]<<if $lady == 0>>[[\nI look to the lady and awkwardly point my finger to myself with an inquistive look. She nods, so I assume she's waving at me and I go to her.|LADY]]<<endif>><<if $startcoin == 0>>[[\nI bend over to see what's on the floor.|COIN]]<<endif>>[[\nI go back to the beach!|IB1]]

"I have seen things, kid... I have seen such powerful things! On that one special day, the day I realized we were following a false diety for all this time... that was the day when I saw an enormous Cake flying on the sky! Believe me, for I speak the truth! Not only that, but He came to our island! Yes! Right here! The Almighty Cake God visited our sinful island. He came down, floated around in the sand, while I watched from behind the trees, terrified. And then, he did something amazing... he yelled in his beautiful exuberating voice a phrase!! And that phrase opened up a secret cave! And in there he went... I never saw him again after that."\n\n[[-What was the phrase?|old4]]

"Hello? Hello? This is no time for hello!! I'm trying to get us to the true path of salvation!! The cake path!!"\n\n[[-What? Cake is just food!|old3]]

"All righty, then. Bring me some cake and I'll tell you!"\n\n[[-Come on, man!|old6]]

"Do you really want to know? Are you prepared to hear the sound of a true god?"\n\n[[-Totally!|old5]]

"All riight, I've been dying for some ca-- wait, that's only half a cake."\n\n[[-Sorry!|old8]]

<<set $startcake = 1>>"I'll give you a slice! We'll eat together and praise the Cake God."\n\n[[-All right...|IT1]]

<<set $alien = 1>>"Oh, man, all right... that'll do. Here's the phrase, kid." the old man bends over and whispers it in your ear. "Just find a suspicious looking arrangement of rocks on the beach, say that and pray that the Cake God won't get mad at you."\n\n[[-Thanks!!|IT1]]

ALIEN TWISTER \n\nRight hand to face!Left knee to right elbow! Right thumb to left eye!Left hand to right knee!Right foot to tail! (your butt if you don't have a tail)Left feet to left hand!\n\n\n<<timedgoto "AT8" 6.0s>>

<<if $number == 13>><<goto "ending4">><<endif>><<set $number += 1>>You crawl right.\n\n[[forward|f]]\n[[right|r]]\n[[left|l]]

<<playsound "http://audiour.com/qplf1wte.mp3">>ALIEN TWISTER \n\n<<timedgoto "AT2" 1.5s>>

You hit an invisible wall. Hit yourself in the head.\n\n[[Ouch... I go back. |Chapter One]]

"Oh my, that's... dangerous."\n\n[[-I guess. Hey, do you have anything that would help me climb a large wall?|IA21]]

"Hmm... maybe. Maybe. But... if I give it to you, you'll probably just leave."\n\n[[-Well, yeah...|IA22]]

"But I kind of don't want you to leave!"\n\n[[-Oh no, don't tell me you're going to lock me in here! Come on, you said you weren't evil!|IA23]]\n

"No, don't worry! I just meant that I'm really lonely and I haven't talked to anyone in a long time. How about this: we play a little game, and if you win, I'll give you the thing and you can leave."\n\n[[-But what if I lose?|IA24]]

"Oh, I'll still give you the thing and let you leave. Sorry, that wording was terrible. I just meant that we should play a fun game before you leave."\n\n[[-Oh, okay!! How is it?|IA25 1]]

"It's called ALIEN TWISTER. In it, you're told to touch certain parts of your body with other parts of your body. My fancy computer will be giving the tasks (such as 'right hand to left thigh') and the first person to not be able to complete a certain task loses!"\n\n Play the game! Try to do all of the tasks. It's fun! \n\n[[-All right! I'm ready!|AT1]]

Fine! Whatever! I don't care! Bye bye!\n\n

"Ha..."\n\n[[-Ha...]]

\n\nSOME OF THE COLORS OF THESE\n\n SHAPES YOU'VE NEVER EVEN\n\n HEARD OF BEFORE!!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n RIGHT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 100>>\n<<timedgoto "P37" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P35" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

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"That was nice."\n\n[[-Yeah.| D021]]

You're lying down next to the Party Hole...\n\n<<timedgoto "P62" 4.0s>>

\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n Breath...and sit down. \n \n<<timedgoto "P61" 3.0s>>

You're lying down next to the Party Hole...\n\nThe sky is pure blue...\n\nYou follow a bird with your eyes...\n<<timedgoto "P64" 4.0s>>

You're lying down next to the Party Hole...\n\nThe sky is pure blue... \n\n<<timedgoto "P63" 4.0s>>

You're lying down next to the Party Hole...\n\nThe sky is pure blue...\n\nYou follow a bird with your eyes...\n\nYou hear yourself breathing...\n\nThe sun winks at you...\n\n<<timedgoto "P66" 4.0s>>

You're lying down next to the Party Hole...\n\nThe sky is pure blue...\n\nYou follow a bird with your eyes...\n\nYou hear yourself breathing...\n\n<<timedgoto "P65" 4.0s>>

"It's cool, I'm fine, I just can't remember what I came here to talk to you about. So... yeah. The weather, huh?"\n\n[[-Yeah, it's been crazy. |D01]]\n[[-Yeah... so, what is it like being a bird? |D02]]

\n\n\n THE SHAPES CIRCLE YOU!!!!!\n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 125>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P19 1 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\n "SOMEONE BETTER CALL A DOCTOR\n\n BECAUSE THIS HUMAN HAS THE\n\n AWESOME DANCING DISEASE!!!" \n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 110>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P18 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

<<set $number = 0>> You jump from the island back into the mountain and with one swift motion you start climbing! With amazing strength that you didn't even know you had, you repeatedly attach your right hand after your left hand to the wall, moving upwards with every movement. Your body is all red, you're wet with sweat and your face screams pain, but you're going up! You're doing it! You're climbing that wall!\n\n<<timedgoto "ending1" 10.0s>>

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\n\n\n THE SHAPES CIRCLE YOU!!!!! THEY\n\n LOVE YOU!!!!! YOU'RE\n\n AMAAAAAZIIIIIING!!!!!!!\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 165>>\n<<timedgoto "P22" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P20 1 1 1 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\n THE SHAPES CIRCLE YOU!!!!! THEY\n\n LOVE YOU!!!!! YOU'RE\n\n AMAAAAAZIIIIIING!!!!!!!\n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 165>>\n<<timedgoto "P22" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P18 1 1 1 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

The bird starts to cry and flies away. Way to go, jerk.\n\n[[-I don't care about anything! | D11]]\n[[-BIRD! HOLD ON! COME BACK!! | D21]]

You're back on the beach again and you run towards the suspicious looking arrangement of rocks we saw earlier.\n\n Let's say the secret phrase, shall we? Here it is:\n\n Meu coração balança um samba de tamborim. \n\nJust say that out loud. (I can pronounce it first to you, if you want)\n\nNow you do it!\n\n<<timedgoto "IA10" 13.0s>>\n\n\n\n

You're back on the beach again and you run towards the suspicious looking arrangement of rocks we saw earlier.\n\n Let's say the secret phrase, shall we? Here it is:\n\n Meu coração balança um samba de tamborim. \n\nJust say that out loud. (do you need some time?)\n\n[[Yes, please!|IA7]]\n[[No, I'm an expert in alien languages.|IA8]]\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n "THEY'RE ROCKING THAT DANCE \n\nFLOOR!" \n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 95>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P17 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

You're back on the beach again.\n\n[[Let's go check out the suspicious looking arrangement of rocks!|IA2]]\n[[Wait, I wanna see a little more of the town first!|IT1]]\n

You're back on the beach again and you run towards the suspicious looking arrangement of rocks we saw earlier.\n\n<<timedgoto "IA3" 3.0s>>

You reach the foot of the mountain.\n\n<<timedgoto "C23" 2.5s>>\n\n\n\n

You reach the foot of the mountain.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n You can sit down again. \n\n\n\n<<timedgoto "C24" 2.0s>>\n\n

\n\n\nThe mountain appears to get bigger and bigger with each step! \n\n\n\n LEFT \n\n<<set $loop += 1>>\n<<if $loop == 20>>\n<<timedgoto "C212" 0.5s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "C21" 0.5s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\nThe mountain appears to get bigger and bigger with each step! \n\n\n\n RIGHT \n\n<<set $loop += 1>>\n<<if $loop == 20>>\n<<timedgoto "C211" 0.5s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "C20" 0.5s>>\n<<endif>>

You start walking upwards...\n\n<<timedgoto "C27" 3.0s>>

You start walking upwards...\n\nThere are a bunch of little rocks all over the floor and they hurt your feet...\n\n\n\n\n<<timedgoto "C28" 3.0s>>

"That's okay...I just came to talk to you because it's important you understand that this is a dangerous mountain you're about to climb."\n\n[[-Yeah, but I don't really have any choice other than keep going.]]\n[[-If only this mountain was a lake, right? *wink*]]

In front of you, there is now a path that leads upwards into the unseeable cloud-covered top of the great mountain. Woah. It's really beautiful. I wish you could see it. I'll try my best to describe it as you climb it. Are you ready?\n\n[[-Yeeeessss!!!!!! |C26]]

You start walking upwards...\n\nThere are a bunch of little rocks all over the floor and they hurt your feet...\n\nThe sky is really cloudy...\n\n\n\n<<timedgoto "C29" 3.0s>>

"I don't think so."\n\n[[-No, but, really, it's true, right?]]

"Really? We don't live for very long. Flying is great, though."\n\n[[-OH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TEACH ME HOW TO FLY!]]

<<set $coin = 1>><<set $startcoin = 1>>It's a coin!\n\n[[Neat! I pick it up.|IT1]]

\n\n\n "THIS PERSON'S GOT SOME \n\n\nAMAZING DANCE SKILLS!" \n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 80>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P18 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

You sit on this really comfortable bench. The river looks lovely! There are a bunch of little pink fish swimming around in it. They are super adorable.\n\n<<if $bench == 0>><<timedgoto "bench1" 4.0s>><<else>><<timedgoto "bench5" 4.0s>><<endif>>

"Please..."\n\n[[-All right...? So, bird traditions, uh? |-Traditionalists? Are there bird traditions? That's amazing.]]

\n\n\n "SOMEONE BETTER CALL A DOCTOR\n\n BECAUSE THIS HUMAN HAS THE\n\n AWESOME DANCING DISEASE!!!" \n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 110>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P20 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

"Sorry."\n\n<<if $bakery == 1>><<if $fermento == 0>><<if $shop2 == 0>>[[-Do you have some yeast?\n|shop2]]<<endif>><<endif>><<if $shop3 == 0>><<if $eggs == 0>>[[-Do you have some eggs?\n|shop3]]<<endif>><<endif>><<if $shop4 == 0>>[[-Do you have some sugar?\n|shop4]]<<endif>><<else>><<if $startcake == 1>><<if $shop5 == 0>>[[-Do you have cake?\n|shop5]]<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>[[-Thanks! You have some cool stuff here, person. I'll be going now.|IT1]]

\n\n\n "THEY'RE ROCKING THAT DANCE \n\nFLOOR!" \n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 95>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P18 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

You fall in the darkness...\n\n...\n\n...\n<<timedgoto "P3" 2.0s>>

You fall in the darkness...\n\n...\n\n...\n\n...\n<<set $party = 0>>\n<<timedgoto "P4" 2.0s>>

You fall in the darkness...\n\n<<timedgoto "P1" 2.0s>>

You fall in the darkness...\n\n...\n<<timedgoto "P2" 2.0s>>

\n\n\n OH MY GOD THERE IS A HUGE PARTY \n\n\nGOING ON IN HERE \n\n\n\n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 20>>\n<<timedgoto "P10" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P7" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\n OH MY GOD THERE IS A HUGE PARTY \n\n\nGOING ON IN HERE \n\n<<playsound "http://a.audiour.com/byy5rte2.mp3">>\n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 20>>\n<<timedgoto "P10" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P5" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

So, yeah...\n\n[[-...|prologue2]]

"It's a lot of fun!"\n\n[[-Is it true birds are great swimmers? I hear it's like an evolutionary thing, like, stuff you needed in the past but don't need anymore. Did birds need to swim back in the old days? I'm really confused.]]

"Nope."\n\n<<if $bakery == 1>><<if $fermento == 0>><<if $shop2 == 0>>[[-Do you have some yeast?\n|shop2]]<<endif>><<endif>><<if $shop3 == 0>><<if $eggs == 0>>[[-Do you have some eggs?\n|shop3]]<<endif>><<endif>><<if $shop4 == 0>>[[-Do you have some sugar?\n|shop4]]<<endif>><<else>><<if $startcake == 1>><<if $shop5 == 0>>[[-Do you have cake?\n|shop5]]<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>[[-Thanks! You have some cool stuff here, person. I'll be going now.|IT1]]

\n\nBUT IT PROBABLY IS.\n\n\n\n\n RIGHT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 210>>\n<<timedgoto "P45" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P43" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

Yeah. That'd be nice. Oh, sorry, I forgot to tell you, the shape is awaken and it's breathing fire out of its holes. The bed is melting and you're about to get burned real bad!\n\n[[OH NO GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW|P28]]

The bird then flies up into the air and transforms himself into a bird-looking key!! Wow!!\n\n[[I walk forward and take the bird-looking key...|-I take the bird-looking key and feel bad for being silly to the nice bird who sacrificed himself to me.]]

<<if $bakery == 1>> <<goto "bakery6">><<else>><<if $startbakery == 0>>"Hey, man, welcome to my bakery!" says the fat, bearded man wearing a captain's hat. "Do you want some food stuff?"<<set $startbakery = 1>>\n\n[[-Hi! Oh, sorry, I don't actually want anything. You looked interesting and I wanted to come talk to you, that's all.|bakery1]]\n<<if $startcake == 1>>[[-Hi! Can you bake me some cake?|bakery3]]<<endif>>\n<<else>>"Hey, man! You're back! Need anything?"\n\n<<if $startcake == 1>>[[-Yes, actually! Some cake!\n|bakery3]]<<endif>>[[-I just wanted to see your pretty face again!|bakery25]]\n<<endif>>\n<<endif>>\n

\n\n\nThe mountain appears to get bigger and bigger with each step! \n\n\n\n LEFT \n\n\n<<set $loop += 1>>\n<<if $loop == 40>>\n<<timedgoto "C22" 0.5s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "C212" 0.5s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\nThe mountain appears to get bigger and bigger with each step! \n\n\n\n RIGHT \n\n\n<<set $loop += 1>>\n<<if $loop == 40>>\n<<goto "C22">>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "C211" 0.5s>>\n<<endif>>

Get up!\n\n\n<<timedgoto "C14" 3.0s >>

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\n\n\n THE SHAPES CIRCLE YOU!!!!! THEY\n\n LOVE YOU!!!!! YOU'RE\n\n AMAAAAAZIIIIIING!!!!!!!\n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 165>>\n<<timedgoto "P22" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P21 1 1 1 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nWHAT KIND OF PLACE IS\n\n THIS????\n\n\n\n\n\n RIGHT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 125>>\n<<timedgoto "P39" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P37" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nSERIOUSLY I HAVE NO IDEA\n\nWHAT'S GOING ON\n\n\n\n\n\n LEFT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 150>>\n<<timedgoto "P41" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P40" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nYOU ARE RUNNING THROUGH AN \n\nIMMENSE BUT TIGHT\n\n HALLWAY!!!!\n\n\n\n RIGHT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 50>>\n<<timedgoto "P33" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P31" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nTHERE ARE PAINTINGS OF ALL\n\n KINDS OF WEIRD SHAPES ALL\n\n OVER THE WALLS!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n RIGHT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 75>>\n<<timedgoto "P35" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P34" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

<<set $shop3 = 1>><<goto "shopafter">>

<<set $shop2 = 1>><<goto "shopafter">>\n

<<set $shop5 = 1>><<goto "shopafter">>

"Yep. Five coins."\n\nYou have <<if $coin == 0>>no coins.<<else>><<print $coin>> coin<<if $coin > 1>>s<<endif>>.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $coin > 4>>[[-I want it!|shop6]]<<else>>[[I don't have that kind of money...|shop7]]<<endif>>

"I'd rather not discuss that topic."\n\n[[-Why are you suddenly so formal? | D400]]

<<set $coin -= 5>><<set $shop4 = 1>><<set $sugar = 1>>"Here is your bag of sugar. Enjoy it. I've made it myself."\n\n<<if $bakery == 1>><<if $fermento == 0>><<if $shop2 == 0>>[[-Do you have some yeast?\n|shop2]]<<endif>><<endif>><<if $shop3 == 0>><<if $eggs == 0>>[[-Do you have some eggs?\n|shop3]]<<endif>><<endif>><<if $shop4 == 0>>[[-Do you have some sugar?\n|shop4]]<<endif>><<else>><<if $startcake == 1>><<if $shop5 == 0>>[[-Do you have cake?\n|shop5]]<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>[[-Thanks! You have some cool stuff here, person. I'll be going now.|IT1]]

The bird never comes back and you lose the game because you're a bad human being.

\n\n\n THE SHAPES CIRCLE YOU!!!!! THEY\n\n LOVE YOU!!!!!\n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 145>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P17 1 1 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\n "SOMEONE BETTER CALL A DOCTOR\n\n BECAUSE THIS HUMAN HAS THE\n\n AWESOME DANCING DISEASE!!!" \n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 110>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P17 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

Get up!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<<set $loop=0>>\n Okay, pay attention. When I say left, you raise your left leg. When I say right, you raise your right leg. Got it? I'm teaching you how to walk here. It ain't hard.\n\n<<timedgoto "C195" 3.0s>>

Get up!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n Okay, pay attention. When I say left, you raise your left leg. When I say right, you raise your right leg. Got it? I'm teaching you how to walk here.\n\n<<timedgoto "C19" 2.5s>>

"Yes, I see that! All the birds are talking about you. We haven't seen a new human in a while!"\n\n[[-Woah! Really? What are the birds saying about me?!|ONE]]\n[[-Oh, birds are saying some stuff? That's cool, I guess, not like I care... whatever!|ONE]]\n

Get up!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n Okay, pay attention. When I say left, you raise your left leg. When I say right, you raise your right leg. Got it?\n\n<<timedgoto "C18" 2.5s>>

Get up!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n Okay, pay attention. When I say left, you raise your left leg. When I say right, you raise your right leg. \n\n<<timedgoto "C17" 2.5s>>

Get up!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n Okay, pay attention. When I say left, you raise your left leg. \n\n<<timedgoto "C16" 2.5s>>

Get up!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n Okay, pay attention. \n\n<<timedgoto "C15" 2.5s>>

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"\n\n[[-Hahahahahahahahahahahahah]]

Oh no! After a small dose of walking, you seem to have reached a dead end. One big wall of rock obstructs your way. How are you going to climb it?? Is this the ending of our little adventure?\n\nNo, it's not! That floating island we just saw is really near you. Upon closer inspection, it seems like this odd but beautiful flying piece of land is totally in your reach. I'm sure you can make it there!\n\n<<timedgoto "I2" 6.0s>>\n\n\n

<<set $shop2 = 0>><<set $shop3 = 0>><<set $shop4 = 0>><<set $shop5 = 0>><<set $coin = 0>><<set $bench = 0>><<set $startcake = 0>><<set $heart = 0>><<set $fermento = 0>><<set $sugar = 0>> <<set $eggs = 0>><<set $cake = 0>><<set $forest = 0>><<set $temple = 0>><<set $lady = 0>><<set $oldman = 0>><<set $shop = 0>><<set $bench = 0>><<set $bakery = 0>><<set $gamble = 0>><<set $alien = 0>>Oh no! After a small dose of walking, you seem to have reached a dead end. One big wall of rock obstructs your way. How are you going to climb it?? Is this the ending of our little adventure?\n\n\n\n\n\n<<timedgoto "I1" 10s>>\n\n

Yes! It's right to your left. Totally in your reach. Let's do it! Let's explore!\n\n[[Let's go!|I4]]

You jump with precision and fall down into the sand of the beaches-without-sea of this weird floating island. There is a large forest up ahead.\n\n[[I wanna walk around the beach!|IB1]]\n[[Let's go to the forest!|IF1]]

You're back on the beach again and you run towards the suspicious looking arrangement of rocks we saw earlier.\n\n Let's say the secret phrase, shall we? Here it is: \n\nMeu coração balança um samba de tamborim.\n\n<<timedgoto "IA4" 3.0s>>

\n\n\n "SOMEONE BETTER CALL A DOCTOR\n\n BECAUSE THIS HUMAN HAS THE\n\n AWESOME DANCING DISEASE!!!" \n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 110>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\n THE SHAPES CIRCLE YOU!!!!! THEY\n\n LOVE YOU!!!!!\n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 145>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P21 1 1 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

\n<<playsound "http://audiour.com/20nthdu3.mp3">>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CLOSE YOUR EYES \n\n<<timedgoto "ending11" 3.111s>>

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After safely storing your newfound bird-looking key in your pocket, you continue your journey to climb this lovely mountain. It's mostly a boring walk, really. You look around, you sing a few songs, you wonder about the nature of reality...until, finally, something new happens.\n\nThere is a hole in the path.\n\nHow do we deal with that situation?\n\n[[It might be dangerous, so I'd say I should probably walk past it. |Bore]]\n[[JUMP IN IT!! |P0]]

\n\n\n "SOMEONE BETTER CALL A DOCTOR\n\n BECAUSE THIS HUMAN HAS THE\n\n AWESOME DANCING DISEASE!!!" \n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 110>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P21 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

<<set $cake = 1>>The nice bearded man goes in the back and leaves you alone in his little shop. This is a really nice bakery. So much bread in display!\n\nI like this town. Don't you? It's very relaxing.\n\n...\n\n"It's done!" says the baker, suddenly opening the kitchen door and carrying a delicious-looking cake. "Here's your half, man. Hope you enjoy it!"\n\n[[-Thank you so much! I'll see you around, man!|IT1]]

The nice bearded man goes in the back and leaves you alone in his little shop. This is a really nice bakery. So much bread in display!\n\nI like this town. Don't you? It's very relaxing.\n\n...\n\n"It's done!" says the baker, suddenly opening the kitchen door and carrying a delicious-looking cake. "Here's your half, man. Hope you enjoy it!"\n\n<<timedgoto "bakery11" 5.0s>>

<<set $cake = 1>> "Jesus Christ, man! All right then. Here's your cake..."\n\n[[-Yep. Give me it. Right now. Yeah! Cake. Totally worth it.|IT1]]

"I'm just trying to be nice!"\n\n[[-I know! I feel really bad.]]

"Yeah, we've been living here for quite a while now. Tradition just starts to happen, I guess."\n\n[[-Cool!! I wish I was a bird.]]\n[[-Is it true birds are great swimmers? I hear it's like an evolutionary thing, like, stuff you needed in the past but don't need anymore. Did birds need to swim back in the old days? I'm really confused.]]

Hi!\n\n[[-Hi!|prologue1]]

<<if $number == 13>><<goto "ending4">><<endif>><<set $number += 1>>You crawl left.\n\n[[forward|f]]\n[[right|r]]\n[[left|l]]

"Hahahahahahahah"\n\n[[-Hahahaahahahaha]]

You try to walk over the orchids, but you can't muster the strength to murder a bunch of innocent adorable little flowers with your giant feet, since you're not an evil monster.\n\n[[Jeez, I turn around, then. |Chapter One]]

"That's right. Which is why I'm here!" The bird then flies up into the air and transforms himself into a bird-looking key!! Wow!!\n\n[[I walk forward and take the bird-looking key...|-I take the bird-looking key and feel bad for being silly to the nice bird who sacrificed himself to me.]]

"Hahahaha..."\n\n[[-Hahahahahahahahahahahaha]]

"Oh! Oh! I remember! I was supposed to come here and give you something!"\n\n[[-I love gifts!]]

Stop being a boring person! Now get up and jump!\n\n[[-I did it and it was super fun! | Intro 3]]\n[[-I still didn't do it... | Intro Dead End 2]]

\n\n\nOh, by the way, the shape is awaken\n\n and it's breathing fire.\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n<<timedgoto "P29" 3.9s>>\n\n<<set $danger = 0>>

\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n ...RIGHT \n\n<<set $light += 1>>\n<<if $light == 8>>\n<<timedgoto "P273" 2.3s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P271" 2.3s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n LEFT... \n\n<<set $light += 1>>\n<<if $light == 8>>\n<<timedgoto "P29" 0.5s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P272" 2.3s>>\n<<endif>>

The bird responds "Oh, nothing. This just looked like a nice place to stand around and be a bird."\n\n[[-Oh, cool. I'm climbing this mountain, you know.|- Oh, cool. I'm climbing this mountain, you know.]]\n[[-Do you like being a bird?]]

Inside the tent, you find a group of people sitting in a circle drinking, yelling and throwing dice. There's coins everywhere. "Fuck off, kid, or start betting!" you hear coming from somewhere and the room erupts in laughter.\n \nYou have <<if $coin == 0>>no coins.<<else>><<print $coin>> coin<<if $coin > 1>>s<<endif>>.<<endif>>\n\n<<if $coin > 0>><<if $gamble == 0>>[[Let's gamble!|gamble1]]<<else>>[[Let's gamble!|gamble2]]<<endif>>\n[[I don't feel like gambling right now.|IT1]]<<else>>[[Guess I'll leave, then...|IT1]]<<endif>>\n

The bird comes back. "Why did you do all that?"\n\n[[-I don't know. Curiosity? Joking around? Parents didn't raise me right? |C33]]

\n\n\n THE SHAPES CIRCLE YOU!!!!! \n\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 125>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P17 1 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\n\nRUUUUUN!!!!!!\n\n\n\n\n LEFT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 25>>\n<<timedgoto "P31" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P29" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nYOU ARE RUNNING THROUGH AN \n\nIMMENSE BUT TIGHT\n\n HALLWAY!!!!\n\n\n\n\n LEFT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 50>>\n<<timedgoto "P33" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P32" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

<<stopallsound>>"Huh, so the rumors were true, you truly are amazing at Alien Twister. Oh, well. Here's the thing I was meant to give you." The alien opens a drawer and picks up some cool looking gloves.\n\n<<timedgoto "AT13" 6.0s>>

"Huh, so the rumors were true, you truly are amazing at Alien Twister. Oh, well. Here's the thing I was meant to give you." The alien opens a drawer and picks up some cool looking gloves.\n\n"Those are rock-magnet gloves. They'll stick to any rock surface. You'll climb that mountain super fast!"\n\n<<timedgoto "AT14" 4.0s>>

The alien opens up the rock-door to you and you leave. You're back on the beach.\n\n[[All right!! Let's go back to that wall and climb the heck out of it!|ending]]

\n\nWHAT KIND OF PLACE IS\n\n THIS????\n\n\n\n\n LEFT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 125>>\n<<timedgoto "P39" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P38" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nTHERE ARE PAINTINGS OF ALL\n\n KINDS OF WEIRD SHAPES ALL\n\n OVER THE WALLS!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n LEFT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 75>>\n<<timedgoto "P35" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P33" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nDON'T LOOK BACK, JUST KEEP\n\n GOING!\n\n\n\n\n RIGHT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 250>>\n<<timedgoto "P50" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P48" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nDON'T LOOK BACK, JUST KEEP\n\n GOING!\n\n\n\n\n LEFT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 250>>\n<<timedgoto "P50" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P49" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON THE\n\n FLOOR?\n\n\n\n\n JUMP \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 220>>\n<<timedgoto "P48" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P47" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON THE\n\n FLOOR?\n\n\n\n\n RIGHT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 215>>\n<<timedgoto "P47" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P45" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON THE\n\n FLOOR?\n\n\n\n\n LEFT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 215>>\n<<timedgoto "P47" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P46" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nSOME OF THE COLORS OF THESE\n\n SHAPES YOU'VE NEVER EVEN\n\n HEARD OF BEFORE!!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n LEFT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 100>>\n<<timedgoto "P37" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P36" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nBUT IT PROBABLY IS.\n\n\n\n\n LEFT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 210>>\n<<timedgoto "P45" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P44" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nYOU PRAY TO YOUR GODDESS\n\n THAT THIS ISN'T SOME BIZARRO\n\n MULTI-DIMENSIONAL\n\n STRUCTURE WITH NO EXIT.\n\n\n\n\n RIGHT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 185>>\n<<timedgoto "P43" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P41" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nYOU PRAY TO YOUR GODDESS\n\n THAT THIS ISN'T SOME BIZARRO\n\n MULTI-DIMENSIONAL\n\n STRUCTURE WITH NO EXIT.\n\n\n\n\n LEFT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 185>>\n<<timedgoto "P43" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P42" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

\n\nSERIOUSLY I HAVE NO IDEA\n\nWHAT'S GOING ON\n\n\n\n\n\n RIGHT \n \n<<set $danger += 1>>\n<<if $danger == 150>>\n<<timedgoto "P41" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P39" 0.2s>>\n<<endif>>

You're riding a train.\n\nTrains are pretty cool! \n\n\n<<timedgoto "ending13" 5.8s>>

You're riding a train.\n\nTrains are pretty cool!\n\n\n\n\n\nCLOSE YOUR EYES by [[raffa freitas|https://twitter.com/pksomething]]\n\n\n<<timedgoto "ending14" 8.0s>>

\n<<playsound "http://audiour.com/qtag4nq0.mp3">>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CLOSE YOUR EYES \n\n<<timedgoto "ending105" 39.158s>>

You're riding a train.\n\n\n<<timedgoto "ending12" 5.0s>>

"Can I give you the thing I wanted to give you, now, please?"\n\n[[-Sure. I'm sorry.]]

The bird yells from far away "Are you gonna keep being a bad person?"\n\n[[-No, I'm sorry, bird, I feel like the worst person ever right now! |D23]]\n[[-Yes! | D11]]

"Why are you being obnoxious?"\n\n[[-Sorry. I'm just a little excited about meeting a real bird.]]

An androgynous old person with long, white hair is sitting in a chair next to a table filled with all kinds of homemade herbs, foods and wooden household utensils.\n\n"Welcome to Cheap products! Cheap stuff! Cheap things! Do whatever you want, just please don't steal anything."\n\n<<if $bakery == 1>><<if $fermento == 0>><<if $shop2 == 0>>[[-Do you have some yeast?\n|shop2]]<<endif>><<endif>><<if $shop3 == 0>><<if $eggs == 0>>[[-Do you have some eggs?\n|shop3]]<<endif>><<endif>><<if $shop4 == 0>>[[-Do you have some sugar?\n|shop4]]<<endif>><<else>><<if $startcake == 1>><<if $shop5 == 0>>[[-Do you have cake?\n|shop5]]<<endif>><<endif>><<endif>>[[-Thanks! You have some cool stuff here, person. I'll be going now.|IT1]]

\n\n\n THE SHAPES CIRCLE YOU!!!!! THEY\n\n LOVE YOU!!!!!\n\n\n DANCE \n<<set $party += 1>>\n<<if $party == 145>>\n<<timedgoto "P16 1 1 1 1 1 1" 0.2s>>\n<<else>>\n<<timedgoto "P20 1 1 1 1 1" 0.25s>>\n<<endif>>

Yay! Wasn't it fun? Okay, now we can continue. Hold on, let me just...<<timedgoto "Intro 55" 2.0s>>

Yay! Wasn't it fun? Okay, now we can continue. Hold on, let me just..<<timedgoto "Intro 5" 2.0s>>

Yay! Wasn't it fun? Okay, now we can continue. Hold on, let me just...\n\nAll right! I'm done.\n\n\n\nCLOSE YOUR EYES\n\n<<timedgoto "Chapter One" 5.0s>>